Wednesday, June 20, 2007

It's All About The Dog

The music starts, the crowd cheers, and through the curtains arrive the first set of contenders for the WWF (Wags Wrestling Federation). The referees are Annie the Basset, Buckwheat the Golden, and Betsy the Border Collie. They stop the action whenever a foul is committed. Versace and Ziggy start off the event with some major wrestling moves. It was an even match. Corby the poodle waited for his wrestling partner Jerry Bear the poodle to arrive. They couldn't wait for their official starting time and their match started with a good game of chase to get the blood pumping before the wrestling started. Bailey the black lab pup and Rex the puggle were up next. Rex was called for excessive barking and the match was suspended. Padme the doodle and Sadie the collie had the best moves with the old dodge and weave. Digby and Diamond the lab like it rough! There were teeth flying and it was all in fun. Betsy took a break from her judging assignment to flirt with Caine. Guiness who was just a spectator at this point got belly rubs from Jillian. Blue the dobie pup and Roxy the aussie were a little too flirtatious and got a foul call from the judges. Walter got the crowd back on their feet as he showed off his Kong toy. Sage and Sedona created quite the controversy as their wrestling match ended up in kisses. Jackie O and Harry the Jack Russells chose some old school wrestling moves which involved a big red ball and catch me if you can. Gracie the Black Lab (sister to Jackie O) started off the match by selecting her partner in an unusual way. She stalked Lincoln the cattle dog until he gave in and wrestled. Chance the Jack Russell who hadn't visited us in two years saw his long lost friend Nick and they wrestled quietly and happily for over an hour. And finally, Molson and Jack the Weimie crash out in the sun to discuss the days events and take a quick nap.

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